Zhangjiajie Family Getaway: Unbelievable Mountain View Swing Bed!
Zhangjiajie Family Getaway: Swing Bed Bliss & Mountain Madness - A Review (With My Soul!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this ain't your grandma's cookie-cutter hotel review. We just got back from the Zhangjiajie Family Getaway (and by "we" read: me, my perpetually-caffeinated partner Beth, and our two mini-tornadoes, Leo and Maya). This place…it's a trip in the best sense of the word. Or maybe it's a climb? You'll get it.
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Now, the REAL Stuff – My Headspace:
First off, let me say: that swing bed? THE. DAMN. SWING. BED. It single-handedly almost made Beth and I just live in that room. Picture this: towering, misty mountains framed by a massive window, a ridiculously comfortable bed gently rocking you (and, let's be honest, me after a few too many beers at the poolside bar). Seriously, the "Unbelievable Mountain View Swing Bed" isn't just a marketing gimmick; it's a whole vibe. Like, I'm pretty sure I got closer to enlightenment swinging in that thing than I ever did in that online meditation course.
Arrival & Accessibility - Kinda Smooth, Kinda Not (Because Life, Right?):
Okay, so the whole Accessibility shebang. They say it's good, and bless their hearts, they try. Elevator access was fantastic (crucial with the kids and luggage!). Access to the lobby and the main restaurants was also decent. But, and there's always a "but," some of the smaller nooks and crannies, and let's be real, the best scenic viewpoints? Might be a bit tricky if you're reliant on a wheelchair. This is China, people, and sometimes things are a little… "emerging markets" shall we say.
The Facilities for disabled guests were clearly taken into account, which is great. But the actual experience had its bumps.
The Check-in/out [express] was a lifesaver. I could have cried from happiness. After a 14-hour flight, dealing with anything other than a swift process, is a hard pill to swallow.
Internet, Glorious Internet:
Alright, let's talk about the Internet. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a godsend. And let me tell you, with two kids glued to screens these days (don't judge!), the Internet access – wireless was crucial. I even managed to get a decent upload going for a few of my travel pics.
The Rooms: Cozy Chaos
Our room (thankfully Non-smoking) was…well, it was a room. But it had everything we needed. Air conditioning was a must-have, and thank goodness, it worked brilliantly. The Bathroom was clean, with the standard Toiletries and a surprisingly decent shower. The biggest problem??? The kids. They decided it was their own personal ninja training ground. The seating area was more like my laptop table and the extra long bed was heaven… when they weren't jumping on it!
And I have to say the Bathrobes and Slippers were a delightful touch!
Food Glorious Food (and a Few Ups and Downs):
Okay, okay, the food! This is where things got really interesting. I mean, really. The Asian Breakfast was, for me, a solid win. Noodles, dumplings, the works. Western breakfast was available, too, which the kids devoured. Breakfast [buffet] was huge, and a great way to start the day. The Restaurants themselves offered a good range. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was excellent. The International cuisine in restaurant was decent but a bit safe. The Poolside bar was my happy place. Happy hour became a daily ritual.
The room-service [24-hour] was a lifesaver on the days that felt never-ending. The kids meal was also a Godsend.
Cleanliness, Safety & The COVID Tango:
This is where Zhangjiajie Family Getaway shined. The Cleanliness and safety were top-notch. From the moment we walked in, we felt like we were breathing a different kind of air. The Daily disinfection in common areas and the Professional-grade sanitizing services were reassuring. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere, and honestly, I've never seen such attention to the details of Hygiene certification. Though I am a little skeptical that some of the Anti-viral cleaning products were actually doing their job. They also used Individually-wrapped food options, which was smart of them during the pandemic.
Things to Do (Beyond the Swing Bed!)
This place is a family adventure, plain and simple. The kids' loved the Swimming pool [outdoor], even though the weather could be temperamental. The Spa looked divine, although I only managed a quick peek. The Fitness center, on the other hand, I did use (because, jetlag and guilt, right?).
Services & Conveniences – The Little Extras:
Okay, here's where the hotel really went above and beyond. The Daily housekeeping was impeccable. The Concierge was helpful. The Laundry service was speedy. The Currency exchange was a bonus. I really think they thought of everything!
And the Quirks… Because Every Place Has Them:
- The "Shrine" they had was this random little alcove that had a statue of a God. I don't know why, but it was fun.
- The Smoking area? Yeah, it existed, and you could smell it from like, halfway across the premises.
- The kids' favorite thing to do was to try to figure out how to use the Alarm clock.
The Verdict: Worth it? Absolutely.
Would I recommend the Zhangjiajie Family Getaway? YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. Despite the minor accessibility hiccups (which, let's be honest, are pretty common in travel), and the occasional kid-related chaos, the overall experience was fantastic. The swing bed alone is worth the price of admission. And the views? Forget about it. They're truly unreal. Go. Just go. And maybe bring a lot of patience. And a really good camera. You won't regret it.
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Zhangjiajie: The Itinerary (if you can even call it that)
Day 1: Arrival - Panda-monium and Altitude Shenanigans
- Morning (7:00 AM – 9:00 AM): Flight to Zhangjiajie. Did you pack enough snacks? Because my kids seem to operate solely on the fuel of gummy bears and the existential dread of not having Wi-Fi. The airport itself? Surprisingly modern, considering the remote location. Note to self: learn some basic Mandarin phrases. "Where is the… bathroom?" seems like a good place to start.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM – 12:00 PM): Transfer to our room. The drive? Breathtaking. Towering sandstone pillars that rise like something out of a sci-fi epic. I swear, I saw a monkey giving us the side-eye. (Okay, maybe it was longing for a gummy bear.)
- Lunch (12:00 PM – 1:00 PM): Found a local restaurant near the hotel. Noodles, dumplings, and a mysterious dish that may or may not have included chicken feet. The kids? They went with the noodles, thankfully. I, on the other hand, bravely tried everything. My stomach is now questioning all my life choices.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM – 5:00 PM): The main event. The ROOM! Let's talk about the Z 君子/山景吊椅亲子房. It was… well, it was a room. With a view. The hanging chair thingy? Adorable, but a little hard to actually get comfortable in. My attempt to look effortlessly cool while swinging nearly ended with me smacking my head on a light fixture. The kids? They were over the moon. Especially when they discovered the tiny, useless decorative panda bear on the bed. It became a traveling companion. It's a tiny, plush panda. I think it is going to cause an international incident.
- Evening (5:00 PM – 7:00 PM): A gentle walk around the hotel grounds. The air is thin, folks. My lungs are begging for mercy. Kids, miraculously, seem to be enjoying the altitude. Me? I’m panting just walking to the "relaxing lounge" (which is also the hotel bar and also the only place to get drinks after dinner), but I gotta keep up.
- Dinner (7:00 PM - 8:00 PM): More food. More questionable choices from me. The kids ate some chicken, but I was still reeling from the chicken feet. It's a bold choice.
Day 2: Avatar Valley and Bamboo Forest Blues
- Morning (7:00 AM – 9:00 AM): Up and at ‘em. Breakfast buffet. It's a free-for-all. Kids are mesmerized by the pancake machine. I’m mesmerized by the sheer volume of food being consumed. Coffee is weak. Very weak. Needed it.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM – 1:00 PM): Avatar Mountain. Forget about the name; it's just insane. Seriously, the views are mind-blowing. But the crowds… Oh, the crowds. We took the gondola up (thank God. I'm not sure my lungs could swing it.) and the wait was epic. And I mean, proper epic. If they had a bingo board, someone could yell "Gondola Gridlock!" And, honestly, I'd win. The kids were surprisingly patient, probably fueled by the promise of overpriced ice cream at the top, or the panda.
- Lunch (1:00 PM – 2:00 PM): Packed a picnic, because, after the food from the restaurant's dinner and the lines at the gondola, I'm just not prepared to have another meal. It's mostly crackers and cheese. The kids don't care.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM – 5:00 PM): The Bamboo Forest. Oh, the bamboo forest! This place is actually pretty cool. Even the kids seemed to be impressed. We did a little walking. Had an even larger battle for a decent view. I just tried to breath and pretend the endless lines weren't there. Beautiful for photos. Lots of Instagram opportunities. But it was starting to dawn on me: The constant influx of people. The sheer, un-avoidable crowd. Did I pack enough Advil?!
- Evening (5:00 PM – 7:00 PM): Tried to find a specific street-food stand I read about online. Got hopelessly lost. Ended up eating at a slightly dodgy-looking (but delicious!) noodle shop. My stomach is recovering from yesterday so… fingers crossed.
- Night (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Hotel time. Watching a movie with the kids. Finally, some time off from crowds. More pandering to the panda.
Day 3: Heavenly Gate and a Touch of Tears
- Morning (7:00 AM – 9:00 AM): The legendary Tianmen Mountain (Heaven's Gate). This is supposed to be breathtaking. The cable car ride up is not for the faint of heart. Up! We. Go! The views… well, they have to be seen to be believed. It's like nature's ultimate sculpture.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM – 1:00 PM): Climbing the stairs to Heaven's Gate itself is a feat, to say the least. The kids? They were troopers. I was mostly just trying not to hyperventilate. The sheer scale of it all is humbling, and my kids, usually a whirlwind of energy, were awestruck.
- Lunch (1:00 PM – 2:00 PM): We try to eat lunch at a restaurant closer to the hotel. The kids eat a lot of noodles. They're great, and I'm glad they are there for them.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM – 5:00 PM): We hit a little shop, and a tiny, crying mess comes over me. My youngest is suddenly, devastatingly, sad about the Panda. The panda is so important, but now it's covered in dirt, and his arm is coming undone! Tears. Tears. More tears. We find a repair shop. It's a miracle. Panda returns to glory, and the world is right again.
- Evening (5:00 PM – 7:00 PM): A walk around town. It's a good opportunity to breathe and relax. The kids ask a million questions. I try to answer them.
- Night (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): One final meal at the hotel. Packing. Looking back over the photos. Remembering the sheer wonder of it all, even through the chaos.
Day 4: Departure - Panda Farewell
- Morning (7:00 AM – 9:00 AM): Farewell breakfast (or, as the kids call it, another pancake binge). Packing. Collecting the panda. (Which, by the way, is now the most prized possession. It also smells vaguely of noodle broth.)
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM – 12:00 PM): Transfer to the airport.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM onwards): The flight home. The kids are already planning our next adventure and what snacks to pack. I'm already dreaming of the silence, the space, and… well, maybe another dumpling.
Final Thoughts:
Zhangjiajie? It's utterly stunning. Brutally crowded. And, truly, one of the most memorable (and messy) family trips we’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the crowds, the altitude, the endless supply of instant noodles, and the profound emotional attachment to a tiny panda bear. You can thank me later.
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Zhangjiajie Family Getaway: Unbelievable Mountain View Swing Bed! - FAQs (and my unfiltered thoughts!)
Okay, so... a swing bed with a mountain view? Is it REALLY as amazing as it sounds?
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to get REAL. Yes. Absolutely, unequivocally YES. The swing bed overlooking Zhangjiajie? It's not just a photo op, people. It's an experience. I mean, think about it: you're gently swaying, the breeze is whispering through the unbelievable peaks, and you're basically floating. We were there with the kids - bless their little cotton socks, they were beside themselves with excitement. My husband, bless his perpetually frazzled soul, actually looked relaxed for, like, a whole hour. That's a small miracle in itself!
Okay, the reality? Yeah, our youngest, little Timmy, dropped his iPad charger in the abyss the first five minutes. So, perfect, no. Still? Unforgettable. Worth every penny (and finding an electrical outlet with duct tape.)
Is Zhangjiajie actually kid-friendly? My kids are... well, let's just say they have opinions.
Kid-friendly? Hmm. Depends on your definition of "kid-friendly." Look, the mountains are breathtaking – even a screaming toddler can't ruin that! But let's be honest, it's not Disneyland. There are some steep inclines and long walks. My eldest, bless her dramatic soul, declared after the first cable car ride that "this is the day I die!", which, you know, was a bit much. But, honestly, the views were so stunning, I think even she was secretly enjoying herself. We packed snacks, water, and bribery (mainly in the form of the all-powerful iPad). And honestly, the kids were surprisingly engaged, pointing out the "floating" mountains and making up stories about the little monkeys they saw.
My advice? Lower your expectations, pack plenty of snacks, and prepare for a lot of "Are we there yets?" But the memories? Totally worth it. Just be prepared for tired legs and maybe a few tantrums. It's all part of the fun, right?
What's the best way to get around Zhangjiajie? (And is it actually safe...?)
Okay, transport. I am not going to lie, I was a little nervous about this to be honest. I'm not the world's most adventurous traveler, and the thought of navigating a foreign country with two kids in tow filled me with a delightful cocktail of dread and excitement. We opted for a combination of cable cars (thrilling!), the park's shuttle buses (efficient!), and, yes, a few taxis (less thrilling, but necessary). The cable cars are AWESOME, like, right out of a Bond movie (or maybe Star Wars…I’m not sure). The shuttle buses are actually pretty good, although it can get crowded, we were literally squished sometimes. Safety? Well, the cable cars made me clutch my pearls a few times, but they seemed to be in good nick. The drivers seemed safe enough... but, let's just say, the driving style takes some getting used to. Just hold on tight and pray to the mountain gods!
The food! What should we expect (and will my picky eater survive)?
Ah, the food. This is where the cracks started to show, my friends. Let's be honest, I'm a foodie, and I *love* trying new things. The kids? Not so much. Expect a lot of rice, noodles, and dishes that are... well, let's just say "adventurous". We found some delicious local restaurants, mostly in the city. There was a lot of spicy food. My youngest, bless him, lived almost entirely on plain white rice and French fries. It was a battle every meal. I tried, I really did, to encourage them to taste new things, but the look of horror on their faces every time I suggested a "delicacy" was priceless... and also heartbreaking. Honestly, I'd recommend stocking up on familiar snacks and maybe finding a place that does some Western options. But don't be afraid to try new things – you might be surprised! I had a stew with duck feet that was actually pretty good. My husband will never be the same (he ate it and said something like “Well, that was certainly an… experience.”)
How much time do we need to spend in Zhangjiajie to see and do everything (and not feel completely frazzled)?
Okay, this is a tough one. You could easily spend a week, maybe even two, and barely scratch the surface. We were there for *five days*, which, in hindsight, felt about right for a good balance of sightseeing, relaxing (ha!), and not completely burning out. If you have limited time, focus on the main attractions: Avatar Mountain (of course!), the Tianmen Mountain with the glass walkway, and maybe a boat tour. Try not to pack too much in – remember, you're traveling with kids! We made the mistake of trying to cram too much in on one day, and the meltdowns were epic. Pace yourself. Factor in extra time for snack breaks, unexpected tantrums, and the inevitable bathroom emergencies. Seriously, plan for those extra bathroom stops – you'll thank me later. We went for 5 days and it really felt like a rushed version. 7 days would be better. 10 days to really savor it.
That swing bed. Okay, tell me *more* about it! Was it worth the hype? Was it comfortable? Did I actually get to *use* it?
Alright, let's dive deep into the swing bed. This is where things get... interesting. YES, it was worth the hype. Absolutely. Unequivocally. I'm still dreaming about those views. We booked a room with a private balcony and the swing bed. The view? Jaw-dropping. Towering mountain peaks, mist swirling through the valleys... it was like something out of a fantasy movie.
Comfort? Okay, the mattress wasn't exactly a cloud. Let’s be honest, it was more like a slightly padded box. But the *experience*! The gentle swaying, the fresh air, the feeling of being suspended in the clouds… it was pure magic. Pure, unadulterated, Instagrammable magic. Did I get to use it? Well, mostly. The kids, of course, wanted to claim it as their own. There were negotiations. Bribery. Tears (mostly from my youngest). But eventually, I managed to sneak in a few moments of blissful solitude. My husband on the other hand? He fell asleep on it so fast. It was quite impressive. I, however, while on the swing bed, managed to drop my book and have to climb down and get it. Not so relaxing after all. But still, amazing. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat, even with the slightly-less-than-perfect mattress. The memory of that view, that feeling… it's priceless. I did take a moment to try to capture the view with my phone and the kids all wanted to be in the picture so what I was trying to do was actually quite annoying. I managed to do a panoramic and it was just… okay. In fact? It was pretty bad.
