Escape to Vicenza: The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt Awaits!
Escape to Vicenza: Did This Glam Boutique Hotel Actually Deliver? (Spoiler: Mostly, Yeah!)
Okay, buckle up, because I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Vicenza, Italy, and let me tell you, the Escape to Vicenza: The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt Awaits! almost lived up to its name. Emphasis on almost. Let’s get messy, shall we? Forget the sterile travel brochure – this is the real deal, warts and all.
First Impressions: Glam, But Not Glue-Gun Glam (Thank God!)
Stepping into the lobby was…well, it was glam. Think sleek lines, modern art that almost made sense (I'm still not sure about the giant, purple squiggle), and a general air of "we know you're fancy." The front desk staff were genuinely friendly, not the plastic-smile kind, which is always a good sign. They offered a warm welcome, and the whole check-in process was impressively contactless. Score! No fumbling with awkward paperwork; they just whizzed me through, and the key was mine.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Unfortunately)
Now, the first hurdle – accessibility. The hotel boasts that it's wheelchair accessible, and technically, yes, it has an elevator. But… navigating the common areas, let alone some of the tighter corners, felt a little dicey. Let's just say it's not the most spacious setup. The facilities for disabled guests seemed present, but I didn't personally test them. Definitely something to clarify with the hotel before booking, if you require particular assistance.
The Room: My Little Glamorous Prison?
My room? Oh, the room! It was… glamorous. Everything was shiny and new, with air conditioning that actually worked (a HUGE win in the Italian heat!), blackout curtains that could banish a vampire, and soundproof rooms that blocked out both the noisy scooters outside and my own existential dread. The bed was a cloud of fluffy perfection, and they even had bathrobes! Swoon. I had a free Wi-Fi connection, a desk space, and a mini-bar that was so enticing, I could only avoid it using my willpower. Speaking of which, they offer free bottled water which is a nice touch! Also, it had a separate shower/bathtub, and my favorite, a window that opens.
But here's the honest truth, there were small imperfections, the paint wasn't perfectly done, and in the morning, the sunlight seemed to seep in from under the blinds. I realized that what looked perfect, had a few flaws. I did wish for a way to open the curtains and let the sunshine in with ease - this was minor, but it did bother me!
Internet: Blessing and a Curse
The free Wi-Fi was a lifesaver. Seriously. I was able to work, video call my mum (who was very impressed by the décor, by the way), and generally stay connected. Kudos for free Wi-Fi in all rooms! But the blessing became a slight curse as I spent evenings, feeling the pressure to catch up on work. I would have been better off enjoying my vacation without getting tied up in emails.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious…Mostly Good, Food!
The hotel had a restaurant with a bar attached, conveniently, and offers room service [24-hour]. YES, PLEASE. The a la carte in the restaurant was decent. The Asian cuisine in the restaurant was a little…unexpected? I’m in Italy, people! Give me pasta! Although, to be fair, the sushi was surprisingly good. They also offer a buffet in the mornings, with Asian breakfast, Western breakfast options, Buffet in restaurant, it was pretty good. They also catered to vegetarian folks (bravo!), and the included coffee/tea in restaurant was always welcome. The poolside bar was a definite highlight. Sipping a Negroni by the pool while pretending to be sophisticated was peak vacation. Chef's kiss.
*Poolside Bliss (Mostly)
Okay, the swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous. Pool with view? Absolutely. It was the perfect spot for an afternoon of doing absolutely nothing. They had towels ready to use – a small but appreciated detail. It was quite crowded, and you might struggle to have a space without feeling like your personal space was invaded. Other than that, the sauna, Spa, Steamroom, and the whole wellness thing wasn't my thing. I was here to swim, not spa.
Ways to Relax…Or Not, Depending on Your Vibe
Fitness center, Gym/fitness. These were all there, gleaming, and ready for use. This is all there if you're into that kind of thing…
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe, Actually
This is where the hotel really shines. During the pandemic, they are using Anti-viral cleaning products, and even before the pandemic, they were doing a great job with Daily disinfection in common areas, and Hand sanitizer available everywhere! Staff were always wearing masks, and it genuinely felt safe, and they practice physical distancing of at least 1 meter.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The hotel delivered, with lots of services, including Daily housekeeping, and Laundry service. My things were always perfect and I was super grateful to not have to do any housework on vacation! They also have great concierge services offered, and have luggage storage.
Things to Do (Beyond Instagramming Your Poolside Aperol Spritz)
Vicenza itself is a treasure trove. Explore the city! I think you could stay there for days! There are restaurants, cafes, shopping, history – all the usual suspects. The hotel can arrange airport transfer, taxi service, and they have car park [on-site] if you're driving.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
The hotel is well-located, making everything easily accessible on foot. They also offer taxi service, and have car park if you're driving. For the Kids:
I am assuming that the hotel is also Family/child friendly, and I found that there were some Kids facilities available.
Final Verdict: Worth It (But Bring Your Sense of Humor)
Would I recommend the Escape to Vicenza: The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt Awaits!? Absolutely. But with a few caveats. It's stylish, the staff is genuinely lovely, and the location is perfect. Although, it did have certain limitations, but it's overall a great place to stay. The accessibility could be improved, and perfection is the enemy of the good. Just go, and let the glam wash over you. And maybe pack some earplugs, just in case.
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Vicenza, You Crazy, Glam Boutique Hotel & Me: A Messy Itinerary
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly-polished travel brochure. This is me, and Vicenza, and a serious case of jet lag, all mixed up in a beautiful, chaotic cocktail. We're starting in The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt, a place that better live up to its name because, frankly, I’m in desperate need of some glamour after that cattle-class flight.
Day 1: Arrival & Oh-My-God-It's-Beautiful Panic
- Morning (10:00 AM - ish): Land at Venice's Marco Polo Airport. Breathe. Try not to cry at the exorbitant taxi fare to Vicenza. Okay, maybe I did cry a little. Currency exchange: always a minefield. Always.
- Late Morning (11:30 AM - 1:00 PM): Finally! The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt. Seriously, the name is doing a LOT of heavy lifting right now. The building itself, from the outside? Kinda unassuming. But the lobby… Oh. My. God. Crystal chandeliers. Velvet everything. I feel like I’ve walked straight into a pop video. My shaky hands sign the registration form, then I promptly drop my pen. Glamour achieved!
- Early Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Unpack. Or, attempt to unpack. My suitcase exploded on the plane, so I’m living out of a crumpled heap of clothes. The apartment itself? Stunning. Huge windows, a balcony overlooking… something Italian and charming. I have no idea what yet. I’m still reeling from the crystal chandeliers.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The real unpacking. Okay, maybe not the real one, but the attempt. Struggle with the washing machine. Almost flood bathroom. Text the concierge, pretending that I'm just having trouble with my hair dryer.
- The concierge arrives, and I could swear he's judging my wardrobe choices.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Wandering. Getting lost. Pretending to know where I’m going. Finding a tiny trattoria that smells impossibly delicious. Order pasta, because, when in Italy. Accidentally order enough for a small army. Eat it all. Stare at handsome Italian men. Regret not learning any Italian beyond "ciao."
- Late Evening (8:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Stumbling happily back to The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt. Clutching the little plastic bag holding my leftover pasta (don’t judge, it was good!), and feeling utterly, completely, and unapologetically alive.
Day 2: Palladio, Palaces, and Pasta Dreams
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Okay, gotta be a grown-up tourist today. Time for Palladio! Visited the Teatro Olimpico. It was… actually, really impressive. I almost had a proper, cultured moment. Almost. I couldn’t stop picturing a bunch of people in togas wandering around. And ohhh, the acoustics. You know what? It's the kind of place that makes you want to be better, to appreciate art and history. Which lasted about five minutes.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:30 PM): A little café near the Basilica Palladiana. Got a sandwich that had so much ham, I started to question the meaning of 'ham'. It was glorious. Sat outside, soaking up the sun, and people-watching. Made up ridiculous backstories for everyone who walked past. My favorite? The woman with the Chihuahua, who secretly controlled the world.
- Afternoon (1:30 PM - 4:00 PM): Palace-hopping! Vicenza is full of jaw-dropping palaces. Some of them are just magnificent, some of them aren't. It's a whole thing. Decided to wander in and out of the courtyards…I even saw a palace interior with a very large, gold, and extremely ornate ceiling. I started to feel a bit overwhelmed.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Exhaustion sets in. This is where the magic happens: A gelato break! A gelato break! Double scoop pistachio and hazelnut. Sat on a bench, licking gelato, and watching the world go by. It felt… perfect. Like I could stay there forever.
- Evening (7:00 PM - onward): Find a restaurant. Or don't. Actually, no, I had pasta for dinner. Again. And it was heavenly. And again, I could barely finish it. And again, I'm not sharing my leftovers.
Day 3: The Obsession Begins: The Villa Rotonda - and A Breakdown
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): This is the day I will be forever changed. The Villa Rotonda. I'd seen pictures, of course. Everyone’s seen pictures. But those pictures? They don’t even begin to do it justice. It’s… perfect. The symmetry. The placement. The way the light hits it. I was actually moved to tears. I mean, actual, ugly-cry tears. I stood on the lawn, in utter awe, listening to the gentle wind rustling through the trees, and I felt an overwhelming sense of peace.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:30 PM): Walked to the small cafe near the Villa. Ate the local bread. It was very good.
- Afternoon (1:30 PM - 4:00 PM): Spent the afternoon re-visiting the Villa Rotonda. I can't help myself. The thing is… I'm not particularly good at art and architecture, but this is different. This feels like understanding perfection.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): The Breakdown. Okay, maybe it started with a minor existential crisis. Maybe it escalated because Italian traffic. Maybe because I dropped my gelato. But I, a grown woman, completely lost it in the middle of a piazza. Tears, snot, the whole shebang. Luckily, an elderly woman with the most understanding eyes offered me a tissue and a comforting word. Turns out, the world does have a lot of beauty, and it's okay to be overwhelmed by it.
- Evening (7:00 PM - onward): Back to The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt. Showered. Put on my softest pajamas. Ordered room service (because, hello, I deserve this). Ate a bowl of pasta (surprise!), and watched Italian television (I understood nothing). Watched the sun set over Vicenza, and felt a strange sense of… contentment.
Day 4: Departure & The Aftermath
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Packing…again. This time, I managed to avoid the disaster of the first day. A small miracle!
- Late Morning (11:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Farewell to The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt. I will miss those crystal chandeliers. And I’ll definitely be back.
- Afternoon: Taxi to Venice. Flight home. Already planning my return.
- The Aftermath: I am a changed woman. I still have a lot to learn about art, history, and packing. But I’ve discovered a new level of appreciation for beauty, a slightly obsessive love for the Villa Rotonda, and a newfound respect for the power of a well-made pasta dish. And, most importantly, I learned that it's okay to be a mess. Especially when you're finding your way in a city as amazing as Vicenza. So long!
Escape to Vicenza: The Glam Boutique Hotel & Apt Awaits! - Probably More Glamorous Than I Am (and That's Saying Something) - FAQs (Mostly Rambling)
Okay, so... Vicenza. Why Vicenza? And why *this* place? (Don't judge the initial question, I'm just learning)
What’s the actual *hotel* like? I mean, does it live up to the "Glam" promise? Don’t lie.
Apartments! What’s the deal with the "Apt" part of the name? Were you, like, *living* there? (And did you cook?)
Okay, but Vicenza itself… what’s there to *do*? Besides, you know, eat.
Food. I knew it was coming. Give me the REAL dirt. Best restaurant recs? And any cooking disasters?
Any downsides? Gotchas? What would you warn people about?
Would you go back? Seriously. Would you stay at *this* hotel again?
