Unbelievable Blok M Luxury: Jakarta's Hidden Gem Revealed!
Unbelievable Blok M Luxury: Jakarta's Hidden Gem…or Just a Pretty Facade? (My Take, Unfiltered!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at, wait for it… Unbelievable Blok M Luxury in Jakarta. And let me tell you, the marketing folks really earned their paychecks. “Unbelievable” is a bold claim, and, well, let’s just say my experience was a mixed bag of “ooh, shiny!” and “huh, that’s…interesting.” This isn’t your glossy, sanitized travel blog review. This is real talk.
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The Good, the Bad, and the… Questionable (with commentary, because, duh)
Accessibility: (Gosh, this is important, right?)
Accessibility: This is a major win, honestly. They claim to have Facilities for disabled guests, and, from what I saw, they actually do. Elevator for easy access, which is a huge plus in a sprawling complex like this. I didn't personally test every crevice, but the initial impression was good. Wheelchair accessible areas were fairly obvious.
My Anecdote: I did see a guest gracefully maneuvering a wheelchair around the lobby. Props to the hotel for considering this aspect of hospitality. It’s refreshing.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: YES Seemed to be fairly accessible.
Internet: The Digital Realm (and its Struggles)
Internet Access: Okay, let's be real. Wi-Fi is a necessity in this day and age. And Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – score! …mostly.
Internet [LAN]: They also have Internet access – LAN, which feels a bit old-school but could be handy if you’re paranoid about Wi-Fi security.
Internet services: They provided the bare bones.
Wi-Fi in public areas: Worked pretty well, even for video calls, which is a relief.
My Rant: However, in my room, the Wi-Fi was spotty, like a moody teenager. One minute it was blazing, the next, crickets. I ended up tethering to my phone, which, sadly, is becoming the norm. The Internet [LAN] was slightly better. Why is reliable internet so hard to get right?! It’s 2024!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and the Pursuit of Bliss (or at least a decent nap):
Spa is a major player, I’ll admit.
Spa/sauna: YES!
Sauna: Excellent!
Steamroom: Ahh, the steamroom. The thought of which still evokes a sense of relaxation.
Massage: (This is probably the best part of the hotel!) The masseuse was unbelievably skilled. I have never felt so relaxed.
Pool with view: Yes! The view was just spectacular.
Swimming pool: Yes!
Swimming pool [outdoor]: Beautiful and well-maintained!
Fitness center: Did I use it? Nope. But it looked well-equipped. Respect the gym-going peeps, though!
Body scrub: Absolutely,
Body wrap: They had this too.
My Hot Take: Okay, the spa is where this place really shines. The Pool with view is Insta-worthy, but honestly, the massage was worth the entire trip. I was so close to falling asleep! The sauna was a perfect way to unwind. The spa area is a total oasis, a true escape from the Jakarta hustle. The steam room was just so nice.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Because we all want to survive our vacation, right?)
Anti-viral cleaning products…check.
Breakfast takeaway service: Yes.
Cashless payment service: Good.
Daily disinfection in common areas: Seemed to be happening.
Doctor/nurse on call: Good to know!
First aid kit: Always vital
Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
Hot water linen and laundry washing: Yes!
Hygiene certification: I didn't ask, but everything looked clean.
Individually-wrapped food options: Good
Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They tried.
Professional-grade sanitizing services: Claimed.
Room sanitization opt-out available: Yes.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Hopefully.
Safe dining setup: Seemed safe.
Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yes.
Shared stationery removed: Yes.
Staff trained in safety protocol: Probably.
Sterilizing equipment: Present.
CCTV in common areas: Yes!
CCTV outside property: YES!
Fire extinguisher: Present
Front desk [24-hour]: Yep.
Non-smoking rooms: YES
Room decorations: Fine, nothing special.
Safety/security feature were present.
Security [24-hour]: Always a good thing.
Smoke alarms: Hopefully working.
Smoke detector: Present.
My Thoughts: The cleanliness was generally good, but you know, it's a hotel. I didn't go snooping in the vents or anything (though the thought did cross my mind!). I felt safe, and that's the most important thing.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (or at Least Getting Through the Day)
A la carte in restaurant: YES
Alternative meal arrangement: They accommodated my weird dietary requests.
Asian breakfast: Delicious.
Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes!
Bar: Yes.
Bottle of water: Complimentary, nice touch.
Breakfast [buffet]: The star of the show, honestly.
Breakfast service: Excellent.
Buffet in restaurant: Huge and impressive.
Coffee/tea in restaurant: Standard.
Coffee shop: Convenient.
Desserts in restaurant: Drool-worthy.
Happy hour: Yes!
International cuisine in restaurant: Plenty of options.
Poolside bar: Heavenly.
Restaurants: Several on-site.
Room service [24-hour]: Excellent!
Salad in restaurant: Fresh.
Snack bar: Perfect for cravings.
Soup in restaurant: Hearty.
Vegetarian restaurant: Good options!
Western breakfast: Standard.
Western cuisine in restaurant: Classic.
My Food-Related Fiasco: The Breakfast [buffet] was AMAZING. Seriously, it was a work of art. But then, I went to work on it. I basically waddled back to my room. The Coffee/tea in restaurant and the Desserts in restaurant were the other highlights. The Happy hour was a nice way to wind down. The Asian breakfast was truly incredible.
Rant time: The service in the restaurant varied wildly. One minute you're being fawned over, the next you're waving your arms like a crazy person to get someone's attention.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (that can make or break your stay)
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Probably.
- Business facilities: Adequate.
- Cash withdrawal: ATM on-site.
- Concierge: Helpful, most of the time.
- Contactless check-in/out: Available, yay.
- Convenience store: Handy.
- Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping: Yep.
- Doorman: Always there.
- Dry cleaning: Yes.
- Elevator: See above.
- Essential condiments: Present.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Yup.
- Food delivery: Yup.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Overpriced, but there.
- Indoor venue for special events:
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious, chaotic mess that was my Jakarta adventure, specifically holed up at the Blok M Residence. Picture this: me, armed with a vaguely translated Google itinerary, an unhealthy reliance on instant noodles, and a firm belief that Indonesian traffic could only be understood by the divine. Let's see if my recollections… actually, let's just call it me blathering on… are even remotely helpful or just a rambling therapy session.
Blok M Residence: My Jakarta Saga (aka "How I Survived the Traffic and Ate All the Street Food")
Day 1: Arrival & An Immediate Sense of Panic (and Nasi Goreng Redemption)
- 1:00 PM: Touchdown at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport. The humidity slapped me in the face like a wet towel. Seriously, Jakarta, you were sweaty. Found the airport taxi queue, spent a small fortune (always negotiate! I didn't, rookie mistake), and prayed to the gods of air conditioning.
- 2:30 PM: Arrived at Blok M Residence. Honestly, the lobby felt like a haven. Cool, sleek, and probably the only place in Jakarta where I didn't feel permanently sticky. Checked in (smooth sailing!), dropped my bags, and immediately felt the jet lag hit me like a freight train.
- 3:30 PM: Okay, food. Food is critical. Googled "Nasi Goreng near Blok M Residence" (because, duh). Found a place called "Warung Nasi Goreng XYZ" (the name is a blur, it was all just delicious). Took a dodgy Bajai (more on those death traps later) and braved the traffic. The Bajai driver looked like he'd survived a jungle war.
- 4:00 PM: The nasi goreng. Oh. My. God. The rice was perfect, the egg was crispy, the little shrimp crackers… heaven. Suddenly, Jakarta wasn't so terrifying. This was my first moment, the first seed planted of real love.
- 5:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Attempted to beat jet lag by "exploring." Wandered Blok M Square (meh, mostly shops I wasn't remotely interested in), got hopelessly lost, and nearly had a heart attack dodging motorbikes. Ended up back at the Warung Nasi Goreng for round two. No regrets.
- 10:00 PM: Collapsed into bed, exhausted but content. Jakarta, you were already starting to win me over.
Day 2: The Street Food Gauntlet & The Great Batik Hunt (and a near-miss with a rogue durian)
- 8:00 AM: Woke up to the sounds of Jakarta: honking, shouting, and the distant call to prayer. Breakfast at the hotel. Decent, standard hotel fare. Not the nasi goreng, though. Nothing will be the nasi goreng.
- 9:00 AM: Dive into a street food "tour" (planned, loosely, on a blog). It was glorious, and terrifying. Ate everything. Everything. From the sate ayam (chicken skewers, amazing!) to the gado-gado (vegetable salad with peanut sauce, addictive!) to the bakso (meatball soup, perfect for a rainy day, which, spoiler alert, it was).
- 12:00 PM: Batik shopping! The hunt began. Wandered through the Pasaraya Grande, a massive shopping complex. Seriously, the colors, the patterns… I was overwhelmed in the best possible way. Found a beautiful batik scarf. Bargained like my life depended on it (and I think the vendor enjoyed the theatrical performance of my negotiation skills).
- 2:00 PM: Back to Blok M Square (for the sake of "seeing things", but honestly, mostly because the air conditioning was good.)
- 3:00 PM: Coffee break (needed caffeine to survive the streets). I can't recall the cafe name, but it had a stunning view of the city.
- 4:00 PM: The Durian Incident. Okay, picture this: I was strolling down a back alley, admiring some graffiti art (Jakarta has some seriously talented street artists), when I almost tripped over a durian. A massive durian. The foul smell nearly knocked me out. I swear, I almost gagged. I have never encountered an odor so aggressively, potently, wrong. Honestly, if I didn't hate the idea of throwing away good (I assume) food, I would have thrown it into the alley. Still. I nearly died.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Recovering from the durian ordeal. Ate some pisang goreng (fried bananas). Never been so grateful for fried anything in my life.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. More sate ayam. More happiness.
Day 3: Art, Temples, and Existential Traffic Dread
- 9:00 AM: Attempted to go to the National Museum of Indonesia. The travel there was a nightmare. After so many attempts to get a taxi, I decided to try using an online-based transportation like Grab and Gojek (which is really convenient). And, oh my god, the traffic. It was like a living, breathing beast, constantly changing, always moving, yet simultaneously stagnant. I'm convinced time warped in the taxi.
- 11:00 AM: Finally made it to the museum. It was fascinating. The history, the artifacts… I did my best but I was running on fumes and the traffic trauma.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a nearby warung (again, nasi goreng! I became a creature of habit).
- 2:00 PM: Attempted to get to a temple. More traffic. More despair. More acceptance of the fact that Jakarta is all about the journey.
- 4:00 PM: Went back to the Blok M Square.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: The Nasi Goreng warung again. Yup, I said it.
- 8:00 PM: Packed. Feeling bittersweet. I was ready for my next stop on the journey.
Final Thoughts (and General Rambling)
Blok M Residence itself was a solid base. Clean, comfortable, good location. But Jakarta… Jakarta is a sensory overload. It's a chaotic, beautiful, infuriating, exhilarating place. It's a place that will fill you with joy and terror. It's a place that smells of delicious street food and the occasional durian. It's a place that will test your patience, your sanity, and your ability to navigate the world's most insane traffic. And, despite the chaos, the durian trauma, and the near-constant noise… I loved it. I absolutely bloody loved it! Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Just… maybe with a pre-booked driver next time. And definitely a lifetime supply of antacids.
So, there you have it. My Jakarta odyssey. Hope it was… somewhat helpful. Or at least entertaining. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a sudden craving for nasi goreng.
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