**Escape to Paradise: Tobby Royal Suites Awaits in Lagos!**
Escape to Paradise: Tobby Royal Suites in Lagos - My Honest, Messy Take (and Some Hidden Gems!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Tobby Royal Suites in Lagos. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs – this is the raw, unfiltered, and slightly chaotic truth, complete with my random thoughts and questionable life choices. We were expecting a chill vacation to unwind and maybe do a bit of exploring Lagos, and this review is going to cover the good, the bad, and the "wait, did that REALLY happen?" of our experience.
First Impressions & Accessibility: The Labyrinth of Lagos (and the Elevator of Hope)
Finding Tobby Royal Suites was a bit of an adventure in itself. Lagos traffic? Forget it. It's a character, a villain, a… well, you get the idea. Navigation was a test of patience, and I'm notorious for my lack of it. Thankfully, the hotel seems to be accessible – a huge plus! They've got elevators (halleluiah!) which is vital in Lagos. As for specific accessibility features, I couldn't fully assess them during our stay. I remember seeing some ramps, but if you have specific mobility needs, I'd recommend calling ahead and asking detailed questions. Better safe than sorry, right?
Rooms & Amenities: From "Wow" to "Okay, This Works"
Our room? Well, it was a mixed bag. The air conditioning was a lifesaver in the Lagos heat. Thank God for that! The bed? Extra long! A definite win for a taller individual such as myself. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, but the in-room safe box felt a bit… flimsy. I wasn’t sure I fully trusted it with my passport, but hey, better than nothing. The free Wi-Fi in all rooms was a massive relief (seriously, I need my Instagram fix!). They also had complimentary tea and coffee makers - a godsend that I certainly appreciated for my morning caffeine fix.
The bathrooms were clean, and they provided bathrobes and slippers. Not the BEST ones I've seen, but totally adequate. They even had complimentary toiletries, which is always a nice touch. However, the shower… let's just say the water pressure was a bit… spirited. One morning I was convinced the shower head was trying to escape!
The room also came with a refrigerator - perfect for those late-night snacks you probably shouldn't indulge in. Satellite/cable channels, check. In-room safe box, check. Ironing facilities: they had them, which was a lifesaver, seeing as I packed all my clothes crumpled up.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with some bumps in the road).
The restaurants at Tobby Royal Suites were a mixed experience. The breakfast buffet was… well, buffet-y. Standard fare. The Western breakfast was decent with the usual selection of eggs, bacon, and toast. The Asian breakfast had a lot of interesting options - I’m not sure I knew some of them, but was up to testing new foods!
The a la carte restaurant offered a decent selection. I remember one evening, I ordered the grilled fish. It took an eternity to arrive, but when it did? Delicious! I think it was worth the wait. I’d definitely recommend it. The Poolside bar was a nice touch and offered an ideal setting for a cocktail. Drinks were good, if a little on the pricey side. I could easily wile away an afternoon there!
The Snack bar offered a range of options. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was a life saver, however I wish they opened earlier… I did discover that the room service [24-hour] was a real lifesaver! The food arrived quickly, and the staff was always pleasant, even when I'd ordered at 3 AM.
Wellness & Relaxation: Spa Day Dreams and Gym-Induced Groans
Ah, the promised land of relaxation! The facilities are there. They had a gym [fitness], a spa, a sauna, and a swimming pool [outdoor], and a pool with a view. I attempted the gym once. I found the equipment to be… well, a tad old. It made me nervous. Despite that, I managed a decent workout, although I think I was the only one there.
I was definitely looking forward to the Spa. I booked a massage (essential after the Lagos traffic!) and a body wrap. The massage was amazing. The therapist was fantastic, and she somehow managed to untangle all my knots! The body scrub was a nice touch too. I left feeling like a new person. The whole Spa experience was absolutely worth it!
(Side note: I think I saw a steam room, but I didn’t get a chance to try it. Next time!)
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitization Station
They've definitely stepped up their game in the cleanliness department. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. The staff seemed diligent about daily disinfection in common areas, and the rooms were apparently sanitized between stays. I appreciated the emphasis on safety/security feature. I felt safe during our stay. However, I'm not sure about all the processes used - but then again, who is?
The hotel also offered contactless check-in/out and cashless payment service, which, in this day and age, is a huge plus.
Services and Conveniences: From the Useful to the "Hmm…"
They had a concierge, which was helpful in arranging transportation and offering basic information. The luggage storage was appreciated, as we arrived early and had to fly out late. They had a convenience store on-site. I’m not sure what they sold, but it’s there! The dry cleaning service was handy.
Getting Around: Navigating Lagos' Chaos
The airport transfer was a good call, especially after that hellish drive in. I believe they also offer a taxi service. The car park [free of charge] was a plus, as we had a vehicle and needed a place to park it.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax
I am not familiar with all the special-event hosting options. If you’re planning something, make sure you confirm it!
For the Kids
I don't have any kids, however, the hotel is family/child friendly. They had babysitting service and kids facilities, which is great for any parents.
The Quirky Bits & Emotional Reactions: My Unfiltered Thoughts
Okay, so here’s the thing. Tobby Royal Suites is not perfect. There were definitely hiccups. The service wasn’t always consistent. The internet connection, despite the free Wi-Fi in all rooms, was spotty at times, which drove me nuts. Some of the décor felt a bit dated.
But… I liked it.
I really, truly liked it.
Maybe it’s the fact that I felt genuinely welcomed by the staff, who always seemed to have a smile and a willingness to help. Maybe it’s the fact that the Spa massage was the best I’ve had in ages. Maybe it’s the fact that even with its flaws, it had a certain charm.
My Biggest Takeaway:
Tobby Royal Suites Lagos? It's not the most luxurious place in the world. It’s not perfect. But it's got heart. It's a place where you can escape the chaos of Lagos (even if it's just for a little while). It's where you can get a decent meal, a fantastic massage, and a good night's sleep. It's a place that, despite its imperfections, I’d happily return to.
Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars. Go. Relax. And don’t forget to tip the massage therapist!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sterile, perfectly-curated travel guide. This is me, grappling with the glorious (and sometimes slightly terrifying) reality of a trip to Tobby Royal Suites in Lagos, Nigeria. Expect some serious digressions, questionable life choices, and a healthy dose of "I can't believe I actually did that."
Tobby Royal Suites: Lagos - A Messy Romance (My Itinerary, if you insist)
Day 1: Arrival and "Lost Luggage" Blues (and a surprisingly good jollof rice)
- Morning (or rather, "eventually morning," because jet lag is a beast): Landed in Lagos. The air hits you like a warm, humid hug – or, you know, a swamp. Customs? A thrilling dance of patience and (let's be honest) a few strategic smiles.
- The Luggage Saga: My suitcase, my beloved (and slightly battered) suitcase, decided to take a detour to… well, somewhere else in the world. "Don't worry, Madam," the airport guy said, flashing a thousand-watt smile. "It will arrive." Famous last words, my friend. Famous last words.
- Tobby Royal Suites Check-in: Finally! The lobby is… well, it’s grand. Maybe a little too gaudy for my taste, but hey, I'm in Lagos! Checked into a room that looked… well, a room. Clean, thankfully. And the AC, sweet merciful AC, worked.
- Lunch: Jollof Rice Redemption: Okay, this is where things turned around. Wandered the hotel, feeling like a lost puppy, and stumbled upon a little restaurant. Ordered jollof rice. Oh. My. God. The rice. The spice. The smoky… EVERYTHING. It was a revelation. My entire worldview on what "good rice" is, was fundamentally altered. Ate way too much. No regrets.
- Afternoon: Poolside Panic (and the Nigerian Sun): Decided to be a "chill tourist" and hit the pool. The sun in Lagos is SERIOUS. Like, "frying an egg on your forehead" serious. Got a little too relaxed. Ended up with a sunburn that's probably going to haunt me for a week. Also realized I forgot sunscreen. Rookie mistake.
- Evening: The "Where's My Luggage?!" Dinner: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Still no luggage. Started plotting my revenge on the airline (it involved glitter bombs and strongly worded emails). Ate more jollof rice (comfort food, what can I say?). The staff were lovely though, genuinely concerned, which helped.
Day 2: Lagos Chaos and the Makoko Slums (a rollercoaster of emotions)
- Morning: The Search For Sunscreen (and the Art of Haggling): Finally found a pharmacy nearby. The pharmacy? Like a mini-market, selling everything from toothpaste to live chickens. Negotiating the price of sunscreen felt like a high-stakes poker game. Victory! (I think I won.)
- Tour of Lagos: (The Great Escape!): Signed up for a City Tour. The traffic? Legendary. The tour guide? Enthusiastic, bless his heart, but my brain was mush after the traffic, even I wasn't as enthusiastic as him, he did well to try to make the most of the trip for me.
- Afternoon: Makoko Slum Visit: The Real Lagos: This wasn't on my initial "must-do" list. But I'm glad I did it. It was difficult, to be honest. Visited the Makoko, a floating community. The poverty. The resilience. The sheer spirit of the people. The photos… the photos won't even show you the struggle. Made me realize how sheltered I am. The boat ride was… well, an experience. Seeing the kids playing in the water, seeing how they live… it's something that will stay with me forever. I felt so helpless, and grateful at the same time.
- Evening: Reflection and Recovery: Went back to the hotel room. Sat. Stared at the wall. Processed. Ordered room service (jollof rice, naturally). Needed space and to reflect.
- Post-Reflection Rambling: This is a city that punches you in the face one minute and gives you the biggest hug the next. Lagos is chaotic, sure, raw, yes, beautiful, absolutely. I'm not sure I've made sense of it all, but it's already getting under my skin, and my respect for the people of this city is growing with every interaction.
Day 3: Art, Aromas, and Airport Anxiety (hopefully, my luggage will be there)
- Morning: Art Gallery (a welcome breath of fresh air): Visited a contemporary art gallery. Modern art. Beautiful. Thought-provoking. I bought a piece that I'm sure I'll never be able to afford… But I couldn't resist.
- Afternoon: Spice Market Sensory Overload: Wandered through a local spice market. The smells! The colours! The sheer volume of everything! My head spun with the sheer abundance of flavours and ingredients I didn't even know existed.
- Lunch: Street Food Adventure (with caution): Okay, I'm a risk-taker, I know. But the street food looked amazing. Tried some suya (grilled meat) from a vendor. The taste? Spectacular. The potential for stomach upset? Significant. The next few hours were… an adventure in themselves.
- Evening: Airport Run and the Luggage Revelation: The day of departure! Check out was smooth. The airport… well, you know. Had to confirm that my luggage was, you know, going to get on the plane. The airport guy's smile was gone. My luggage… finally appeared! It was a miracle. The end of the luggage crisis.
- Departure: Goodbye, Lagos! You were everything and then some. I can't wait to see you again.
Post-Trip Ramblings:
- Jollof for life: I have a serious problem now. Is there a Jollof Anonymous? Is there a support group?
- Prepare to haggle: Learn to bargain. It's a part of the culture.
- Embrace the chaos: Let go of your expectations. Let Lagos wash over you.
- Go open minded: Lagos is messy, loud, and occasionally overwhelming. But it's also vibrant, warm, and full of life. Don't be afraid to dive in, make mistakes, and learn.
This isn't a perfect trip. It's my trip. And honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, where's the jollof rice?
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Escape to Paradise: Tobby Royal Suites Awaits - (Or Does It? My Unfiltered Thoughts)
Okay, seriously, what *is* Tobby Royal Suites? Like, beyond the fancy pictures?
Alright, alright, deep breaths. Tobby Royal Suites is… well, it's supposed to be a luxurious hotel and suites experience located somewhere in Lagos. The marketing is *slick*. Think Instagram-worthy pools, fluffy white robes, promises of "unparalleled comfort". They sling around words like "oasis" and "serenity" like they're going out of style. My take? It's... complicated. I went in with such high hopes, you know? After a particularly brutal week, all I wanted was a fluffy robe and someone to bring me a cocktail. That, in essence, is what they sell.
Location, Location, Location! Where exactly is this "Paradise"?
They *say* it's in Lagos. Which, yeah, technically accurate. Beyond that, it's the usual Lagos dance of 'vaguely described location in a bustling area'. Think, "close to everything, but also secluded." My experience involved a driver who kept muttering about traffic (surprise!) and eventually, a rather… unassuming entrance. The Google Maps directions were about as useful as a chocolate teapot, so be prepared for a bit of an adventure. Seriously, pack your patience. I nearly lost my mind trying to find the darn place! Then I had to deal with the (traffic). Ugh!
The Rooms: Worth the Price Tag? Spill the Tea!
Okay, the rooms… this is where things get *interesting.* The pictures? Absolutely gorgeous. Think pristine white linen, sleek furniture, maybe even a jacuzzi tub. Now, the reality? Well... let's just say my water view room was, in fact, an adjacent building view, and the jacuzzi tub… well, it seemed to function fine but the water pressure was more of a gentle trickle than a luxurious massage. It wasn't *bad*, mind you. Clean, definitely. Aesthetically pleasing, yes. But does it quite live up to the high-end fantasy the photos suggest? Hmm. Maybe not *quite*. And the prices, oh boy, the prices! I'm still trying to figure out how to justify that splurge to my bank account. I felt... ripped off I must say.
Let's Talk About the Food! Was it Actually Edible? Also, the Breakfast…
The food... okay, here's the deal. Breakfast was included. That was good. Because, you know, paying extra for breakfast at a place called "Royal Suites" feels a little… gauche. The options at the buffet were decent so I was happy. But then, the *a la carte* menu? Let's just say, consistency was not their strongest suit. One day, the pasta was divine, another day, it tasted like it was cooked by a grumpy gnome in a cave. The service? Variable. Some staff members were incredibly attentive and charming, others, not so much. I actually had to chase someone down for a coffee refill. Coffee! We need coffee! The sheer audacity.
The Pool! Did you actually *relax* by the pool? (The big question)
The pool area… *sigh*. It's the *reason* you go, right? The sun, the cocktails, the Instagram opportunities? The pool itself was gorgeous, I will give them that. Crystal clear, surrounded by those comfy-looking loungers. The reality? Getting a lounger was a battle. People were practically camping out, leaving their towels and disappearing for hours, like vultures circling a carcass. And the service by the pool was slooow. I flagged down a waiter for a drink… and then waited. And waited. And watched the sun slowly start to set while I withered away with thirst. Eventually, I gave up and went to the bar myself. It was a *scene*. I longed for like... a beach with no one in sight... like a whole island to myself.
Service: Helpful or Hurtful? And the Wi-Fi?
Service, as is the case with many Lagos establishments, was a mixed bag. Some staff were absolute gems, bending over backwards to help. Others… well, let's just say there were moments when I felt like an inconvenience. The Wi-Fi? Ha! It existed… intermittently. I spent a considerable amount of time staring at spinning wheels and muttering choice words under my breath. If you NEED to work, don't count on it. Consider yourself warned. I had to use my phone's hotspot most of the time. Which, added to the cost of the stay, basically.
Spa: Did you get any pampering done? Worth it?
Now this is where things get a tiny bit more positive. I did get a message, and it was fantastic. And because it was such a positive experience, I'll probably double-down on this because the massage was the *only* thing that got me to forget about the price tag. My masseuse was an angel, I tell you. A total angel. She kneaded my knots and stress away... I feel like I was drifting into heaven, into a land of complete serenity. I would rate it out of 10. Maybe 8.5. Yes, definitely 8.5. So, to answer the question: yes, it was worth it to unwind; and the rest? Well, the rest is a mixed bag...
Would you go back? Be honest! (And what about the value proposition?)
Would I go back? Ugh. Honestly? Maybe. Here's the thing: the potential is *there*. The bones are good. It's just… it needs a little (okay, a LOT) of work. If I wanted a luxurious, flawless experience, would I recommend it? Probably not, not yet. If they drastically improve their service and food quality, then maybe. The value proposition, for me, is questionable. You’re paying for a *dream*, a slice of Instagram-worthy paradise, but the reality doesn't *quite* live up. So, for now, I'm going to hedge my bets and say it's a maybe. Maybe if I'm feeling particularly indulgent and in dire need of a massage… But I’ll probably bring my own snacks and a LOT of patience. And maybe, just maybe, lower my expectations. A lot. And I still might not be able to fully recommend this.
