Indonesian Luxury: Unbelievable 2BR Mansion w/ Mall Views! (Surabaya)
Indonesian Luxury: Unbelievable 2BR Mansion w/ Mall Views! (Surabaya) - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, sanitized hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the "Indonesian Luxury: Unbelievable 2BR Mansion w/ Mall Views!" in Surabaya, and I'm about to spill the tea – the ridiculously strong Asian breakfast tea, to be precise. Let's get this messy, honest, and hopefully helpful show on the road.
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- Meta Description: A brutally honest review of the "Indonesian Luxury: Unbelievable 2BR Mansion w/ Mall Views!" in Surabaya. Accessibility, amenities, food, and the inevitable awkward moments – all laid bare. Is it really "unbelievable"? Let's find out!
- Title: Indonesian Luxury: Unbelievable 2BR Mansion - Surabaya - The Good, The Bad & The Mall Views!
Accessibility & Getting In The Door (and Hopefully, Without Tripping):
Okay, so accessibility. This is crucial, and I'm happy to report… well, it's complicated. Under Wheelchair accessible, they say yes. And they do have an elevator, which is a massive win. But then you factor in the sheer size of this place! Getting around the "mansion" feels like marathon. I spent a solid five minutes just walking from the reception to the room. (Okay, maybe closer to 10, I was distracted by the shiny lobby). The corridors were wide enough, but the sheer length could tire someone. Plus, the promised "mall views" require a specific room, so clarify that before you book if you need that level of amazing. Finding the room itself was a quest, but once in the room, things were great.
Once YOU're in… The Room Itself (and the Glorious, Overwhelming Amenities):
First impressions? WOW. Seriously. The 2BR Mansion is not playing around. It was bigger than my first apartment, and probably cost more too. The air conditioning better work overtime, because it's practically a small city. A bathtub that actually fits a human! A coffee/tea maker (praise be!), a mini bar stocked with goodies (but watch that bill…), and a safe box. And the bed?! Like sleeping on a cloud that's also a giant marshmallow. Extra long beds aren't just a gimmick; it's the law of cool. The blackout curtains were a godsend for fighting off the Surabaya sun (and my jet lag) and the complimentary bottled water was a welcome touch.
And that view! I'm a sucker for a good spectacle, and the mall views promised… well, they delivered. Watching the hustle and bustle of the mall lights from my luxurious perch was strangely mesmerizing. I may or may not have spent an embarrassing amount of time just gazing out the window. The soundproofing? Excellent. Couldn't hear a peep from the throng of shoppers below, which was heavenly.
However, the mirror in the bathroom was on the dim side, making it a little hard to get ready for the daily activities; I did ask and they did get me a brighter light.
Cleanliness & The Covid-19 Circus:
Okay, this is serious. Cleanliness and safety: They're taking it seriously. This place is practically a hazmat zone (in a good way!). They have anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization between stays, and staff trained in safety protocol. I saw a whole team swabbing and sanitizing everything – tables, doorknobs, the remote control (which, by the way, was beautifully wrapped in plastic). They also had hand sanitizer everywhere. Everywhere. I even think the air was filtered through a layer of Purell. They really wanted to show me how they kept everyone safe, and I truly appreciated it.
Food, Glorious Food! (And My Breakfast Mishap):
Alright, food. Let's talk food. The options are mind-boggling. I got myself a breakfast buffet, which was good. It included Asian breakfast and Western breakfast items. I was excited for the buffet, because I was hungry and I love food! The Asian cuisine was solid, but let's be real: I’m here for the drama.
I also tried out the a la carte in restaurant, which was also really nice.
Relaxation & Spa Shenanigans:
Alright, let's be honest. The Spa/Sauna was the main reason I booked this place. And… it was good. Really good. The pool with a view was divine. The spa menu offered everything under the sun, including a body scrub and a body wrap. The gym/fitness center looked surprisingly well-equipped, I didn't even make an effort to be a gym bro, it looked too hardcore. There's also a steamroom and massage. After a week of travel, I melted into the massage table. It was pure Bliss.
Things To Do and Things To Not Do:
- Do: Explore the mall (if you like that sort of thing).
- Do: Get a massage. Seriously. Just do it.
- Do: Soak up the views from the room.
- Do: Pack light. Or just give up and buy new clothes at the mall.
- Do: Use the room service [24-hour].
- Don't: Feel guilty about lounging around all day. You're on vacation.
- Don't: Forget to tip the friendly staff!
Services and Conveniences (The Good, The Bad, And “Where's the Ironing Board?”):
Services and conveniences: They nail most of it. From the concierge to the dry cleaning to the daily housekeeping, they've got you covered. There's a convenience store on site, which is good for grabbing snacks. They offered contactless check-in/out, which I appreciated. Cashless payment accepted. And the luggage storage service was excellent.
Getting Around (Surabaya Style):
They offered airport transfer (thank goodness!), taxi service, and valet parking. I opted for the airport transfer, and it was smooth as butter. Car park [free of charge] is always a win, though. And, yes, they even have car power charging stations.
For the Kids (Or, in My Case, the Pretend Kids):
I don’t have kids, but I did see some families here. The presence of babysitting service and family-friendly atmosphere suggested they're well set up. I can't speak to the kids' facilities, but the place felt welcoming to children.
The Imperfections (Because Let's Be Real):
- The sheer size: Walking from the room to the lobby to the pool felt like a cross-country trek.
- Ironing service needed improvement.
The Verdict:
Look, it’s not perfect. But for all its foibles, this place is a genuinely luxurious and memorable experience. It’s a slice of extravagance, a dose of relaxation, and a reminder that sometimes, “unbelievable” is exactly what you need. If you can afford it and you can endure the marathon walks and the occasional tiny mishaps, book it. You deserve it. I'd absolutely go back, despite the occasional logistical hiccup. Worth it. Absolutely.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's sanitized travel blog. We're diving HEADFIRST into the Surabaya Supermall Mansion experience, and trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride. This is the itinerary, yes, but it's also the internal monologue of a travel gremlin trying to make sense of it all.
Surabaya Supermall Mansion: A Chaotic Symphony of Luxury (and Mild Panic)
Day 1: Arrival and the Illusion of Control
14:00 - Check-in at "Best View Luxury 2BR Supermall Mansion By Travelio": Okay, deep breaths. Photos looked AMAZING. My hopes are… high. Which is never a good start. I spent the entire flight debating whether to pack my extra socks or an emergency stash of chocolate. Chocolate won. No regrets.
- The Reality: The lobby is impressive, I'll give them that. Polished marble, giant flower arrangements, the whole shebang. The check-in process? Let's just say my Bahasa Indonesia has not magically improved overnight. Found the room - It's… big. Really big. Like, "could probably host a small rave" big. But also… a little sterile? Maybe I'm just used to the comforting chaos of my own apartment.
- Quirky Observation: The welcome fruit basket looks suspiciously like something from a grocery store. Still, free fruit is free fruit, right? Gotta find the good in all this luxury.
- Emotional Reaction: A wave of relief washing over me. "Okay, I'm here. I made it. Now, what do I actually do?"
15:00 - Exploring the Apartment and Unpacking: Time to conquer the unpacking beast. My bag exploded. Not literally, that would be funnier, but close. Where's that darn phone charger? Damn. Forgot the adaptor!
- The Reality: Unpacking is less of a chore and more of a scavenger hunt. Finding outlets is a quest. The view? Spectacular. The Supermall sprawls before me like a giant, air-conditioned behemoth. This is gonna be fun.
- Messy Thoughts: Wait… where do I put my passport? And what's the WiFi password again? Oh, the pressure of perfectly placed pillows… this luxury life is exhausting and I’m hungry.
- Anecdote: Tried to take a Insta-worthy photo of the view but ended up accidentally capturing my reflection looking like a bewildered goldfish. Nailed it.
17:00 - Supermall Conquest (Food Edition): Okay, I'm officially starving. Gotta hit up the Supermall. No plan. Just… food. This is my kind of itinerary. I need to find some Indonesian food, stat!
- The Reality: The Supermall. Is. Massive. I got lost three times within the first fifteen minutes. My sense of direction is useless. I ended up wandering into a store selling, and I kid you not, giant inflatable dinosaurs.
- Opinionated Language: Okay, the food court is overwhelming. So many choices, so little time. The entire thing is an assault on the senses. I picked a random place.
- Anecdote: Ended up eating something that was spicy, then forgot I can't handle spice. My poor mouth. My tears are visible.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated euphoria.
- Minor Category: First Impressions: The staff are super friendly, in a way that feels both genuine and slightly… overly enthusiastic. I'm not complaining, though. More smiles the better!
19:00 - Evening Ritual: Back to the mansion to take a shower and collapse. I think I earned it. Maybe I can convince myself to venture out again later, maybe not.
- The Reality: The shower's amazing. Pressure is perfect. I'm a clean person now. The bed is calling my name.
- Messier Structure & Rambles: Should I order delivery or actually get ready and go out? The couch is just… so inviting. This is where I lose motivation.
- Emotional Reaction: Contemplating life's big questions while listening to the sounds of the city. The roar of traffic is not a comfort.
- Rambles: I wonder how the other people in this hotel feel when they come back to their room…
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and Existential Dread
09:00 - Breakfast & Planning: My attempts to enjoy breakfast are always undermined by the fact that I have so much planning to do!
- The Reality: The breakfast, thankfully, is included. It's a buffet of questionable items. The coffee is strong, which is good, because I need it.
- Quirky Observation: The other guests are all dressed to the nines. I'm pretty sure I look like I've been dragged through a bush backwards.
- Anecdote: Tried to make small talk with someone who looked like they belonged on the cover of a magazine. I said something incredibly awkward about the weather. They smiled politely and moved away.
10:00 - Tunjungan Street Walk: Must see the historical streets of Surabaya. Time to figure out public transit, I also hear that it's a good spot for coffee too, so perfect.
- The Reality: Public transit is a chaotic symphony of humanity. The bus smells weird. Getting there… was an adventure.
- Emotional Reaction: Wow, this street. It's quite pretty, despite the lack of air conditioning.
- Messier Structure: The street is packed, so many people, so many vendors. So beautiful, so loud. It’s so hot.
- Opinionated Language: The traffic is insane. Like, actual brain-melting levels of insanity. Do not try to walk here during rush hour, please.
12:00 - Coffee Break: Time to find a cafe and recover. I will drink all the coffee. Maybe then my brain will start working efficiently.
- The Reality: Found an adorable little cafe, complete with Instagram-worthy latte art. The coffee itself? Delicious. The air conditioning? A godsend.
- Doubling Down: I get the best coffee! The best, and the only!
- Quirky Observation: People-watching is the best part. This is when I learn their names.
- Emotional Reaction: Feel a surge of energy. Time to conquer the afternoon.
14:00 - House of Sampoerna Museum: Time for a tourist thing. I figure I might learn something. Is there a gift shop?
- The Reality: Interesting history. The museum is clean. The gift shop is pretty good!
- Messy Thoughts: I wonder what the weather is like, I'm hungry again, and I'm tired of walking. Maybe I should have done this on a different day.
- Rambles: Museums are weird. Always.
- Emotional Reaction: Bored and confused.
- Anecdote: I had to leave one area early.
17:00 - Back to the Mansion, Pool time? Maybe. Let's see.
- The Reality: The pool is nice, but also filled with a bunch of people. The people aren't the problem. It's everything else.
- Messy Thoughts & Rambles: Maybe I should have booked a place by the beach. Or maybe I should have just stayed home and ordered pizza.
- Emotional Reaction: Sadness and longing.
- Anecdote: Didn't go in the pool.
19:00 - Dinner & Evening Routine: Dinner. And then hopefully sleep. That's the plan, anyway.
- The Reality: Trying the buffet, a buffet, again.
- Messy Thoughts & Rambles: Sleep will come.
- Emotional Reaction: Feeling full of food and love.
Day 3: Departure (and a Longing for More)
09:00 - Breakfast (Again): Breakfast buffet again. Wish there was a waffle maker.
- The Reality: The buffet is okay, I ate a lot.
- Quirky Observation: The hotel plays the same music. What a world.
- Emotional Reaction: I miss my dog.
11:00 - Check-out: Time to leave. I don't feel ready.
- The Reality: Check-out was easier.
- Messy Thoughts & Rambles: I wish I stayed longer.
- Emotional Reaction: Feeling sadness.
- Anecdote: The hotel has good staff.
12:00 - Departure: On the way to the airport.
- The Reality: A long ride, a good time.
- *Mess
Indonesian Luxury: Unbelievable 2BR Mansion w/ Mall Views! (Surabaya) - FAQ, But Make it Real
Okay, spill the tea! Is this place *actually* as amazing as it sounds in the listing?
Alright, here's the deal. The pictures? They're… well, they're mostly accurate. Let's just say the photographer was having a VERY good day. The mall view? Yes, it's a view. A *glittering* view. Especially at night, when everything's lit up. Think: Vegas, but with more… tempeh goreng vendors nearby.
Now, the mansion part? I'd say "mansion-ish." It's LARGE. Like, "where did I leave my phone?" large. But there's a certain… character. You know, the kind that comes from things being built in stages. The furniture? Some of it’s genuinely stunning, like something out of a magazine. Other bits? Let’s just say I wouldn't be shocked if they were smuggled in from a particularly charming, and dusty, IKEA. It's got history, okay? And maybe a slight musty smell that I honestly, weirdly, started to love.
But is it amazing? Look, if you're looking for something *perfect*, pristine, and robotic... go somewhere else. But if you want something truly unique, with a story, and a sense of… well, *Surabayan-ness*? Yeah, it’s pretty darn amazing.
Two Bedrooms? Enough for a family or more of a couple's retreat?
Two bedrooms is technically correct! One is HUGE, master suite territory. Think massive bed, walk-in closet the size of my first apartment, and a bathroom that could easily host a small pool party. The other one? Let's call it "cozy." Suitable for the kids, maybe. Personally? I'd take both rooms for myself. Read into that what you will.
So, family? Sure. Romantic getaway? Absolutely. Group of friends who don't mind sharing a bathroom? Maybe. Just be prepared for the "who gets the massive room?" debate. I’d probably just flip a coin. Or maybe a really, REALLY nice Indonesian coin. Those things are practically art.
What's the vibe? Is it stuffy luxury or more relaxed and down-to-earth?
This. Is. KEY. It's *not* stuffy. Thank GOODNESS. It leans towards relaxed, but with a healthy dose of grandeur. Imagine lounging on a plush sofa, sipping a local coffee (which is AMAZING, by the way), while watching the chaos of the mall below. You’ve got the opulence, the space, the view… But there's also a feeling of: "Yeah, it's fancy, but come as you are."
You could totally wear your best dress… or your pajamas. No judgment. The staff, (who, by the way, are lovely!), are incredibly helpful, but they’re not hovering over you like vultures waiting for a crumb. It’s very… comfortable. Which is important, because luxury should be comfortable, right? Otherwise, what's the point?
The Mall Views! Is it constantly noisy? Or just the odd siren?
Right! The mall views. Okay, full disclosure, I'm a light sleeper. And yes, there *is* sound. It's not a constant cacophony, mind you. It's more of a… gentle hum of urban life. Think music from the mall, the occasional car horn (Surabaya drivers are… enthusiastic), and the distant chatter of happy people. It's the sound of *life*.
However! Let me tell you about the time I was trying to sleep, jetlagged to HELL, and a group of enthusiastic teenagers started practicing their drumline *directly* below the window. It was like a sonic boom of… well, I’m not sure what they were playing, but it involved a LOT of snare drums. I wanted to scream, I wanted to throw something… but then I kind of, sort of, smiled. It was just so… Surabaya. So, earplugs? Maybe. Appreciation for the lively city? Definitely.
How's the location? Convenient to stuff?
Location, location, LOCATION! This place is GOLD. Right. Next. To. The. Mall. Which means… EVERYTHING is convenient! Restaurants? Check. Shopping? Double check. Coffee shops for those much-needed caffeine fixes? Triple check.
It's also easy to get around. Grab a Gojek (Indonesian Uber/Lyft) or taxi, and boom, you're at the historical sites, the temples, all the good stuff. Just be warned: traffic in Surabaya can be… a *thing*. Embrace the journey. Maybe pack a book. Or download a really, REALLY good podcast. Or just people-watch. It’s an adventure!
Is there a kitchen? And can I actually cook in it, or is it just for show?
Oh, the kitchen. Yes, there *is* a kitchen. And it’s a pretty darn nice one. Stainless steel, granite countertops, the works. And YES, you can actually cook in it! I mean, you *could*. But, honestly? With all the amazing food available at the mall, and the delivery services… I mostly used it to make instant noodles at 3am, which, I might add, was an *experience*.
If you’re a culinary master, go right ahead and whip up a feast. You’ll have everything you need. But if you’re like me, and prefer your food pre-made? Well, there's a delicious food court right at your doorstep. Win-win, baby!
What's the WiFi situation like? Essential for modern life!
The WiFi? Ah, yes. Modern life's lifeline. It was... adequate. Let's put it that way. Streaming movies? Maybe not. Checking emails, scrolling Instagram, planning your next adventure (which, let's be honest, is what *I* did most of the time)? Totally doable.
There were moments. Moments of buffering. Moments of existential dread while waiting for a website to load. But hey, it forces you to disconnect, right? Look up at the incredible view, breathe in that Surabaya air, and *live*! Or, you know, tether to your phone. Options, people, options.
Any unexpected expenses I should be prepared for? Hidden fees?
