Tokyo's HOTTEST R&B Hotel: Ueno-Hirokoji Luxury Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the neon-drenched, rhythm-pumping heart of Tokyo's R&B hotel scene: Ueno-Hirokoji Luxury Awaits!. And let me tell you, "Awaits" is putting it mildly. This place is a vibe. It's the kind of place where you expect (and hope) to bump into a ridiculously stylish Japanese pop star in the elevator, and judging by the shimmering décor, you might actually be right.
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The Arrival: Accessibility & The Immediate Vibe Check
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. This is where things get… complicated. "Luxury Awaits" claims to be accessible, and the website throws around terms like, "Facilities for disabled guests", and "Elevator", which sure, those are good! The elevator is there (thank heavens, because lugging my Samsonite up multiple flights of stairs on a humid Tokyo day isn't my idea of a good time). The lobby area, thankfully, is wide and easy to navigate.
Now, on-site accessible restaurants / lounges… hmm. Could be better. I didn't see any explicitly labeled "accessible" dining areas, but the main restaurant and bar areas seemed to be navigable enough for most folks. I'm not an expert, so I can't definitively say it's 100% perfect, but it didn't feel off-limits. More research, people!
Oh, and Wheelchair accessible… Again, a bit of a mixed bag. While the common areas are mostly accommodating, I'd strongly suggest contacting the hotel directly about specific room layouts or requests. Don't just show up and hope for the best – that's my hard-learned lesson.
Internet – The Modern Necessity
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Praise be! Not just free Wi-Fi, but strong free Wi-Fi. I'm talking streaming-your-guilty-pleasure-reality-TV-shows-without-buffering kind of strong. Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, all present and accounted for. Even Wi-Fi in public areas was reliable. It's a tech-forward hotel, which gets a HUGE thumbs-up.
The Spa, The Pool, THE RELAXATION (or, My Journey into a Luxurious Slump)
Okay, this is where Ueno-Hirokoji really shines. Pool with view? Oh, HONEY, it's a stunner. It's an outdoor pool, so the view is of the Tokyo skyline. It's an absolutely intoxicating experience. Seriously, I could have happily spent my entire trip just bobbing around in that pool, contemplating the meaning of life (or at least whether to order another cocktail from the Poolside bar).
Now, for my favorite part: the Spa/sauna. I'm a sucker for a good Spa. And this one did not disappoint. Sauna with a eucalyptus scent – pure bliss. The Steamroom was equally decadent. And the Massage? Oh, the massage. I opted for the full-body, and it melted away my stress like butter on a hot day. I emerged feeling like a totally new, improved human. They also offered Body scrub and Body wrap treatments for the ultimate pampering experience.
And the Gym/fitness center was surprisingly well-equipped – which I, embarrassingly, did not use. I was too busy relaxing. Foot bath? Tempting, but I was too busy in the pool!
Things to Do (And Me Doing… Absolutely Nothing Productive)
Alright, "Things to do" outside the hotel are plentiful, but let’s be real, I was in a serious cocoon of luxury. The hotel, it turns out, is walking distance to all the main spots. Terrace access was a nice touch. There's a Shrine nearby, which offered a momentary glimpse of something other than pure hedonism (haha). In the end, most of my activities centered around Room service [24-hour]. More on that later.
Cleanliness & Safety – In the Age of…You Know
Cleanliness and Safety: This is a big one, and Ueno-Hirokoji does a commendable job. They've got all the COVID protocols in place. Anti-viral cleaning products, are being used. They have Daily disinfection in common areas. Hand sanitizer is everywhere. Individually-wrapped food options abound (thank god), and staff training is comprehensive. Rooms sanitized between stays. Staff trained in safety protocol. Feel safe! I do, they do, and you will too.
Physically distancing of at least 1 meter – mostly enforced, though the bar area did get a bit cozy on Saturday night. But hey, it’s Tokyo, and people want to party! Sanitized kitchen and tableware items and all that jazz, which is reassuring.
Dining, Drinking and Snacking – My Stomach’s Personal Paradise
Okay, LET'S TALK FOOD. I had the Breakfast [buffet] every day, and honestly, it was a buffet in the restaurant of dreams. Asian breakfast options were plentiful (hello, miso soup!), and there was a wide selection of Western breakfast staples too. You name it, they had it – pastries, fruit, eggs cooked every which way. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was strong enough to jolt me into consciousness, and the Breakfast service was efficient and friendly.
But the REAL star of the show? Room service [24-hour]. I may or may not have spent a full day just ordering A la carte in restaurant and Happy hour cocktails straight to my room. The Western cuisine in restaurant was delicious, and the burger was a solid choice. And the fact that I could order a Bottle of water or a snack at any time of day or night? Pure bliss.
- Snack bar - there is one, but I never really used it (room service!)
- Bar - I used this one, and it was the perfect place to end the day!
The Room: My Fortress of Comfort (and Mess)
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning (essential!), alarm clock (I still didn't wake up on time), bathtub (glorious!), blackout curtains (game changer!), coffee/tea maker (vital!), complimentary tea (nice!), hair dryer (thank goodness!), in-room safe box, internet access – wireless (fantastic!), mini bar (dangerously tempting!), private bathroom, refrigerator (leftovers!), satellite/cable channels, shower, slippers (YES!), smoke detector, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free] and a window that opens (important for that fresh Tokyo air).
The room itself… Well, it was gorgeous. Air conditioning, Blackout curtains – I slept like a baby. I had a Desk which I may have used, Linens were crisp and clean, and the Mini bar was a constant temptation. My room was Non-smoking (thankfully), and I had Slippers (essential for any hotel room, in my humble opinion). Smoke detector and Safety/security feature I didn't need, but knowing they're there is comforting.
- Room Decorations - Absolutely on point. They had this weird kind of floral smell they put into the air that gave me a headache after a while, but the aesthetic was definitely R&B chic!
- Additional toilet – bless!
- Extra long bed - I slept like a baby!
- Seating area - I spent a lot of time here.
The Mirror was flattering, which is always a plus. The Bathroom was pristine, and the Shower had amazing water pressure. I'm talking "wash away all your troubles" kind of water pressure. The Seating area became my throne, where I consumed room service and plotted my next adventure. In a word, heaven.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter (and the Ones That Don't)
- Air conditioning in public area – check.
- Concierge - Super helpful!
- Cash withdrawal – at the ready in the hotel!
- Daily housekeeping – my room always felt fresh and new.
- Elevator – (essential!).
- Ironing service – I didn't use
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get a taste of my Tokyo trip, circa R&B Hotel Ueno-Hirokoji. Forget those pristine itineraries – this is the real, slightly sleep-deprived, jet-lagged version. Consider yourselves warned.
Day 1: Arrival of the Dragon (and my Luggage Maybe)
- 3:00 PM (ish): Arrived at Narita. Okay, technically I arrived. My luggage? Still enjoying its Hawaiian vacation, apparently. Fine. Plan B: survive on the "essentials" (read: the emergency t-shirt that vaguely resembles something I'd wear) until it magically reappears.
- 4:00 PM: Train to Ueno. First hiccup - the ticket machine gave me a death stare. Eventually, after much fumbling (and a silent plea to the gods of public transport), I triumphantly procured a ticket.
- 5:00 PM: R&B Hotel Ueno-Hirokoji! Ah, blessedly clean, ridiculously tiny (but hey, that's Japan!), and surprisingly charming. Check-in was smooth. The receptionist? Adorable. I immediately wanted to adopt her as my personal tour guide/translater/sanity keeper.
- 5:30 PM: Room reconnaissance. Okay. Small. Really small. Like, "can't-open-my-suitcase-without-climbing-on-the-bed" small. But the view? Spectacular. Overlooking a bustling street – perfect for people-watching. Also, the vending machine on the floor below promises icy-cold beverages. Priorities, people. Priorities.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at a random ramen shop near the hotel. Food was delicious, but ordering was a comedy of errors. Pointing, miming, and a lot of "umms" and "arghs" were involved. The waitress, bless her heart, just smiled and nodded. I think I got something vaguely ramen-related. Worth it.
- 8:00 PM: Bed. Seriously. Crash. Jet lag is no joke, and my suitcase wasn't here to tuck me in.
Day 2: Tsukiji Fish Market Madness (and My Internal Clock Goes Haywire)
- 5:00 AM (or what felt like 2:00 AM): Wake up call from my own crazy internal clock. Apparently, jet lag thinks it's hilarious to make me wide awake at ungodly hours.
- 5:30 AM: Dragged myself out of bed. Tsukiji Outer Market, here I come! Heard the tuna auction is a must-see.
- 6:00 AM: Holy. Mackerel. (Pun very much intended.) Tsukiji is a sensory overload in the best possible way. The fish! The vendors! The sheer chaos! Bought a gloriously plump and fresh uni (sea urchin). Let me tell you – if heaven has a taste, that's it.
- 7:00 AM: Attempted to navigate the crowd. Failed miserably. Got swept away by a tide of hungry tourists and experienced sushi aficionados.
- 8:00 AM: Found a tiny sushi stall. Ordered a ridiculous amount of sushi. Ate until I thought I might actually explode. (Worth it.) The chef? A stoic master of his craft. He barely blinked as I inhaled enough rice to feed a small village.
- 9:00 AM: Back to the hotel… and collapsed for a nap. The fish market, combined with the early wake-up and the overabundance of deliciousness, completely wiped me out.
- 12:00 PM: Ueno Park! Strolled through the beautiful park, it's peaceful. Watched the sunset, saw the street performers, just let life happen with my own tempo.
- 7:00 PM: Okay, time for dinner. Tonight, I'm feeling adventurous! Exploring local restaurants. And I saw a restaurant in the street! it was quiet, not a single tourist was there, and I tried to order something completely different, and I got one of the best meal in my life.
Day 3: Culture Shock (and the Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks)
- 9:00 AM: Finally, got some decent sleep. This jet lag is slowly loosening its grip. I think. Maybe.
- 10:00 AM: Sensō-ji Temple in Asakusa. Seriously gorgeous. And crowded. So, so crowded. But the atmosphere? Magical. Wandered through the Nakamise-dōri market, bought a weirdly shaped Japanese sponge cake, admired the architecture, and took a ton of photos.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch in Asakusa. More excellent food. Think I’m developing a slight (ok, significant) ramen addiction.
- 1:00 PM: Tokyo National Museum: I'm not a museum person, but this one? Wow. Learned more about Japanese history and art than I thought possible.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the station, my mind full of history and my stomach full of ramen.
- 5:00 PM: Tried to find my socks. Can't find my socks. Where do socks go? Gone forever? Probably gone.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Some street food.
Day 4: Akihabara, Anime, and Existential Questions
- 10:00 AM: Akihabara! Electric Town! First stop: a place to get my socks back? Nope. More important things need to be purchased: a few geeky gifts.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in Akihabara. Found a themed cafe (because why not?). Ordered a cartoon character-shaped omelet. It was… interesting.
- 3:00 PM: Spent way too long in a multi-story game store. Found myself strangely mesmerized by the claw machines. Wasted a few hundred yen trying to win a stuffed Pikachu. Failed miserably.
- 4:00 PM: Thought maybe buying some "souvenirs" would be helpful. Bought as many anime/figure type things and realized: I need another suitcase.
- 8:00 PM: Packed. Realized I hadn't done laundry yet. Decided to be okay with my inevitable state of wrinkledness.
Day 5: Farewell, Tokyo (and the Mystery of the Missing Luggage)
- 8:00 AM: Checked out of the Hotel. The receptionist was gone. I still think that adorable receptionist was the nicest person in Japan.
- 9:00 AM: Train to Airport. It's over. I still don't have my luggage.
- 9:00 PM: Arrived home. Still no luggage.
Final Thoughts:
Tokyo? Unforgettable. Messy. Exhausting. Wonderful. I ate almost everything. I lost my socks. I embraced the chaos. I came, I saw, I slightly imploded from the sheer volume of amazing experiences. I'll be back. And next time, I'm bringing an entire luggage full of socks. And maybe learning some basic Japanese. And definitely stocking up on the uni.
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Ueno-Hirokoji Luxury...or Hype? A Hot Mess of FAQs (My Absolutely Unfiltered Take)
Okay, spill the tea. Is Ueno-Hirokoji Luxury really as "luxury" as they claim?
What's the deal with the R&B? Is it blasting all night?
How are the rooms? Are they claustrophobic like most Tokyo hotels?
The location – is Ueno-Hirokoji a good base to explore Tokyo?
What about the breakfast? Is it worth it?
Do they provide any extra amenities or perks?
Overall, would you recommend Ueno-Hirokoji Luxury?
What was your most memorable experience at the hotel?
