Hague Hidden Gems: Unveiling Leidschendam-Voorburg's Secrets!
Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because we're diving HEADFIRST into a review of… well, whatever hotel this is supposed to be! Forget pristine prose, this is gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions, opinions, and probably a few typos. Let's do this!
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(Now, the messy, opinionated review… here we go!)
Alright, so I'm supposed to be reviewing this place, and honestly? It was an experience. A journey. Let’s just say I arrived with high hopes, prepared to be pampered, and left… well, let's just say I left with a story.
Accessibility:
Okay, starting strong! Accessibility? They tried. Which, honestly, is more than you can say about some places. Wheelchair access was, for the most part, present. Ramps here, elevators there. BUT (and there's ALWAYS a but, isn't there?), navigating felt a little…clunky. Like, you'd get to a door, and it'd be almost wide enough, or the ramp angle would make you pray you had a good grip on your chair. There was definitely a sense they'd checked the boxes, but hadn't lived it. Still, points for effort! I’d grade that a solid B- for accessibility, and maybe a C+ if you’re really reliant.
On-site Restaurants/Lounges – Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Oh My!)
This is where things started to get interesting. Let's talk food. They trumpet having a bunch of options. Yeah, options. Like, a choice between "slightly overcooked buffet," and "slightly better a la carte." The Asian breakfast was… well, it was there. I'm guessing no one was a fan. The International cuisine sounded promising… until it arrived. My steak? Way overcooked. I mean, like, it could have bounced. The poolside bar was, thankfully, a saving grace, because drinks, even poorly made ones, make everything better. (Although, a happy hour that ended at 6 pm? Seriously?!). They had a vegetarian restaurant listed, I think I actually missed it, but it’s something they should push, because a decent veggie meal is a winner. The breakfast buffet was what you’d expect, nothing special, but it filled a hole. Buffet in a restaurant, well… I’m still not a fan.
On a positive note: There was Coffee in restaurant, which is always good.
Cleanliness and Safety (COVID-19 Times, am I right?!)
Okay, here’s where they really tried to shine. And, in fairness, they did a decent job. They had a lot of safety measures; Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere. I can confirm that the room sanitization opt-out available meant my room was cleaned to a fault, or not at all. It made you feel, somewhat, safe. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was actually enforced in most places.
Things to Do / Ways to Relax (Or, in My Case, Try to Relax)
The Spa was… okay. Look, I'm not a spa snob. I just wanted someone to knead the knots out of my back. The Body scrub and Body wrap sounded tempting in the brochure, but in practice felt a bit…meh. The Pool with a view was the absolute highlight. Seriously, the view was incredible and the pool was clean. That was a big plus.
What was it like to be in my Room?
The fact that there was Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a Godsend. The Air conditioning worked… eventually. The In-room safe box was a nice touch, as was the Refrigerator. The Complimentary tea was a nice start to the day. My room had Blackout curtains, which were perfect for napping. It's a small thing but I also appreciate a Window that opens. The Seating area was well-placed, and the Desk was adequate, it's also nice to see Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN as options. The Bathrobes were appreciated, you know, the little luxurious comforts really do make a difference. I would say that my room was good, but could be better.
For the Kids / Family-Friendly:
The facilities showed that it's Family/child friendly. The Kids facilities also seemed great, it's the perfect option to take your kids to.
Services and Conveniences:
The Concierge was helpful. They were the unsung heroes. The Daily housekeeping was efficient. I can confirm this also, or they failed to clean. The Elevator worked. Well, most of the time.
Getting Around:
The Car park [free of charge] was great, no extra charges! The Airport transfer was smooth and timely.
Quirks, Random Thoughts, and Minor Annoyances:
- The elevator… oh, the elevator. It had a mind of its own. Sometimes it would go up. Sometimes it wouldn't. It was an adventure every time.
- The room decor? Let's just say it leaned heavily into "beige." Very beige. Like, the painter ran out of colors and decided to use different shades of cream.
- The "Happy Hour" that ended at 6 pm. Seriously? That felt a bit stingy.
My Verdict:
Would I stay here again? Maybe. It depends. If you're looking for a truly luxurious experience, there are probably better options. But if you're looking for a decent place to stay with reasonable accessibility efforts and a killer pool view, then it’s definitely worth considering. Just be prepared for a few bumps along the way, and pack some patience (and maybe a travel-sized bottle of your favorite liquor for those "Happy Hour" moments). Overall, it was a mix of good and bad, definitely a memorable experience. And hey, that's what a good review is all about, right?
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're about to embark on a whirlwind, slightly-unhinged, and completely amateurish tour of The Hague and Leidschendam-Voorburg. Consider this less an itinerary and more… well, a chronicle of potential disaster, sprinkled with moments of sheer, unexpected brilliance. Let's get this show on the road!
Day 1: Hague, We Will Conquer (Maybe)
8:00 AM - 8:30 AM: Schiphol Shuffle & The Train That Almost Never Was. Right, first things first. The red-eye flight was a nightmare. I swear, someone coughed the entire way. Finally, we landed. Oh, Schiphol, you beautiful chaotic beast! Honestly, getting to the train station felt like navigating a battlefield of luggage. I almost missed the train to The Hague. Nearly had a full-blown panic attack. I swear, I'm not even sure how I made it on in the end. My backpack, however, is probably still rolling around nearby…
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Finding Our Feet (and the Hotel). The train journey was surprisingly pleasant. We made it to Den Haag Centraal! (That's "The Hague Central," dummy.) The hotel… well, let's just say the photos online were generous. It's clean, I guess. The guy at reception looks like he's seen things, but he was wonderfully helpful. Whew!
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Binnenhof & The Dutch Parliament: Majestic, But I'm Hungry. Okay, here’s where we get serious. We're at the Binnenhof, the heart of Dutch politics. Think of it as their version of the Houses of Parliament. It's beautiful, all grey stone and imposing buildings. I tried to imagine myself as a powerful politician. I failed. I was too busy thinking about lunch. You know, those places where you can sit outside, order some coffee, and get a plate of bitterballen?
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch, and the Bitterballen Bliss. Spotted a tiny cafe. Bitterballen were ordered. Ate them. Immediately wished I ordered several portions. The best moment of the morning was the sun beaming down on my face as I ate those delicious balls of fried goodness.
1:00 PM - 3:30 PM: Peace Palace & Some Serious Boredom. The Peace Palace. So, it's impressive, right? The International Court of Justice, the whole shebang. It's important. I understand that. Really, I do. I tried the guided tour. It was informative. It was also… a bit long. My head did a little dance of boredom. I needed caffeine! I felt like I would fall asleep right there.
3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Escape the Tourist Trap; Let's Find a Bar! Oh. My. God. The crowds! I'm officially over being just another tourist. We needed to decompress. Found a cozy brown cafe on the way back to the hotel. Perfect. Two beers, a bit of people-watching, and a deep sigh. This is what I was looking for.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Strolling Through the City. Found a nice little park. The air was fresh, the colours were rich, and I finally began to breathe. It felt like a world away from the tourist trappings.
6:00 PM - Late: Dinner Debacle? Oh, the restaurant search. We wanted something local, something authentic, something… not touristy. I am pretty sure we should have just asked the hotel guy about a place to dine. The one we found listed "authentic" Dutch cuisine, which turned out to be just… okay. Honestly, I think I could cook better, and I'm a disaster in the kitchen!
Day 2: Leidschendam-Voorburg & The Museum Freak-Out
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast (or the Search for Breakfast). Hotel breakfast was meh. I mean, the bread looked stale and the coffee tasted like dishwater. Thank God for the chocolate croissant. I got to go!
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Gemeentemuseum Den Haag: Art, Art, and More Art. This museum. This glorious museum! It's massive! The Mondrian collection alone is worth the trip. The colors. The lines. I nearly had a religious experience. Okay, maybe not, but it was pretty darn close. I just kept walking, and I was just lost in its beauty.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: More Food! Okay, I am a constant menace when it comes to food. Found a place nearby, had a lovely salad and coffee.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Escher in The Palace: Mind-Bending Madness! I will admit, before this I’d seen pretty much nothing of Escher’s work. I’m just glad it did not bend my mind! It was fantastic. It's so cool how these impossible worlds are created. It was so mind-bending in its own way. I got a bit lost in there…
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Transport Time! - Leidschendam-Voorburg: Took the tram to Leidschendam-Voorburg. A little less touristy for sure. Not a lot of options for things to do. I just want a beer.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Exploring Leidschendam-Voorburg. Mostly, it was residential. There's a nice canal. It was nice to just wander. It felt very… normal. I needed some quiet.
7:00 PM - Late: Dinner? Or the Search for Dinner (Again!): Back to the Hague for dinner. I think. Or maybe just order pizza to the hotel. The choices are endless… I am going to order in. Pizza and bed. Bliss.
Day 3: Departure and, Well, Maybe We'll Come Back?
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Last Breakfast (Please Be Better!). Please. Please, please be an improvement. This is a plea to the heavens.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Packing and Regret (Did I Buy Enough Stroopwafels?). I have, I think, a kilo of them. Should I buy more? I hate the part of going back to reality.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Train to Schiphol (Wish Me Luck). The most terrifying part of the journey. I hope I bought insurance.
- 12:00 PM Onwards: The Flight Home (and the inevitable post-holiday blues). Hopefully, I will survive the journey back. Wish me luck!
So, there you have it. A brutally honest, slightly messy, and hopefully entertaining account of my time in The Hague and Leidschendam-Voorburg. Did I see everything? Absolutely not. Did I have a perfect time? Nope. But… I saw some amazing things, ate some incredible food, and learned that I really need to work on my packing skills.
Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Just maybe I'll try to avoid the crowds next time and I might have a better grasp of geography. And I'll absolutely stock up on bitterballen. And stroopwafels. Definitely the stroopwafels. Safe travels to you!
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